CowShlt Inc 1st Anniversary Loyalty Award Prize Winner

ATTN: THE SELECTED COWLING
FROM: THE CEO DESK, COWSHIT INC
COWSHIT 1ST ANNIVERSARY LOYALTY AWARD

AWARD NOTIFICATION: FINAL NOTICE


Lucky Cowling,

If you can read this post, it means you are the selected winner of the grand prize of CowShlt Inc. 1st Anniversary Loyalty Award! Winner of this award is selected randomly via your IP addresses. Every time you visit CowShlt Inc. website, your IP address is logged and added to the pool of lucky draw participants. YOUR IP address has been selected by our database on 1 Feb 2008 as the grand prize winner. Congratulations but please do not share this news with other Cowlings as this post will only appear on YOUR computer with the same IP address.

You are hereby approved a prize money of Eighty Eight Thousand, Eight Hundred Singapore (SGD88,800) in vouchers for the 2008 range of top products. This promotion is jointly organized by Goggle Awards & Windows Live. Apart from CowShlt Inc., several other participants were selected through Java-based software balloting system drawn from one hundred thousand visitors to blogs and websites from Canada, Australia, United States, Asia, Europe, Middle East and Africa as part of our international promotions program which is conducted towards the 4th quarter of last year.

This lottery is co-sponsored by the MygoSoft Company as their social welfare to the individuals in areas where they have operational base, who are active on internet. Furthermore, your detail (IP address) falls within our Asian representative office in Shenton Way, Singapore. As indicated in your play coupon, your prize of (SGD88,800)will be released to you from our CowShlt Inc. headquarter Office here in Singapore.

HOW TO CLAIM YOUR PRIZE: Simply contact our Financial Department Manager, Dr Soh Nai Eve (cowshlt@gmail.com) with your IP address. Remember, your prize must be claimed not later than 20 days from today, as your visit to CowShlt Inc. has already been captured with your IP address.


Congratulations once again on your winning!

Also ensure you include the following information in your email to ensure a safe and quick delivery. Any breach of confidentiality on the part of winners will result in a forfeiture of the prize.

1. Full Name
2. Present Address
3. Date Of Birth
4. Telephone Number
5. Marital Status
6. IP Address
7. A most recent taken full body photograph of yourself

I await sincerely for your response.

Best wishes,

Gu Sai,
CEO, CowShlt Inc

CowShlt Poems for the Valentine Soul

Today is Valentine's Day. To busk in the atmosphere of this festival of love, Cow Peh has specially penned 5 poems in dedication to all Valentine's couple.....

1. Roses & Violets
Roses are red
Violets are blue
When the invoice came
Then you kao peh kao bu


2. Chocolate & Candy
Sweet as a chocolate
Nice like a candy
If I go pak tor with you
I sure kenna diabetes


3. To Conquer & Be Free
Love will conquer all
Love will set you free
When you wake up tomorrow
Don’t ask me to bear responsibility


4. Beauty is Forever
You are so beautiful to me
You are everything I will ever see
You took down your make-up finally
Then I realize you actually sibei ugly


5. Cupid's Work
Childhood playmates we are known
Destined together we were told
Then Cupid draws out his arrow
To realize he left his bow at home


CowShlt Inc wishes all Cowlings a happy Valentine's Day.

The Fight is Now On for the Next Singapore Zoo Icon

Since the untimely dismissal of Ah Meng on the very first day of 2008 Chinese New Year, the search for the next Singapore Zoo icon is hot on its heels.

“As the saying goes,” explains Mr Lau Gao, Public Relation Manager of Singapore Zoo, “the show must go on. We truly love Ah Meng, but the need for an icon precedes all emotions. Thus, we must elect a new icon as soon as possible to lead the Singapore Zoo towards globalization.”

It was known that the short-listed candidates have been reduced to the final 3 - Polar Bear “Inuka”, Bull Elephant "Chawang” and the unborn Orang Utan “Ah Meng Junior”.

CowShlt Inc assesses on the three animals and boldly predict the outcome of the fight to becoming the next Singapore Zoo’s icon.

Bull Elephant "Chawang”

The least likely of the three contenders. Face it, he hurt his handler before. The big yellow ribbon that he ties on his trunk had got him to where he is now – at the Singapore Night Safari as their key attraction. But that will be as far as it will be. Chawang is not breed in Singapore, and his birthplace hardly qualifies him as Foreign Talent. Despite his enormous size, he is destined to earn his livings in the construction industry.

Polar Bear “Inuka”

A hot favourite among the Singapore girls. Charming, elusive and most of all, he’s white. Born locally by his expatriate mother, Inuka has been the centre of attraction everywhere he goes. He is the exact opposite of many Singaporeans – white on the outside, yellow on the inside – which made him all the more affable to the Sarong Party Girls. While Chawang has to slog in the open air pulling logs, Inuka has the comfort of his own private air-conditioned office. Rumour has it that even the tap used for filling up his swimming pool is made of gold.

Orang Utan “Ah Meng Junior”

Clearly the winner despite the hard work of Chawang and the charisma of Inuka. Born into the family of Singapore Zoo’s first-ever icon, he is pre-destined to receive the best treatment in everything. Detractors label him as White Horse, even though he is clearly an orang utan. CowShlt Inc is aware that Ah Meng Junior is not even born. But fret not. All Singapore Zoo needs is a seat warmer until Ah Meng Junior is all ready to take over the rein of power. Best of all, you just need to feed him "peanuts".

Unspoken Angpow Rules when Visiting Your Ministers during CNY

恭喜发财! It is finally time to usher in the Year of the Rat. Being the high-flyers of CowShlt Inc, i believe many Cowlings will be visiting our Singapore Ministers during this Chinese New Year. The ministers, being all human, receive and distribute angpows too during this festival. Cow Peh will like to remind all Cowlings of the following unspoken rules when visiting them in order to prevent any unhapppiness from arising.

If you are visiting......

Transport Minister: Your angpow will be automatically deducted the moment you cross through his door. The amount to deduct will depend on whether you are visiting the minister during the peak hours.

Environment Minister: You are encouraged to open your angpow on the spot and dispose all used angpows into the recycling collection bin.

Home Affairs Minister: Your angpow will first go through an x-ray screening before landing on the minister's hand.

Information, Communication and Arts Minister: Your angpow will be passed to a panel of reviewers. Any inappropriate text or graphic will be censored.

Education Minister: Your angpow will be guaged alongside with your performance from the previous CNY. Your angpow will then be duly ranked under the category of "Value Adding".

Health Minister: You will first need to go through a series of mean testing before the minister decides how much angpow to give.

Defence Minister: If you are unhappy with the anngpow you received, remember to give feedback through the right channel.

Community Service, Youth and Sports Minister: 15% of your angpow received will be deducted as levy to groom the next generation.

Manpower Minister: Your angpow will be temporary kept by the minister. You will only be able to withdraw your angpow after you turned 65.

Finance Minister: Angpow? What angpow? The finance minister is not the Fortune God OK??!

CowShlt Inc wishes all Cowlings Happy Ratty New Year!