Cow Peh received a personal request from his friend who works in a competitor company. He wanted to quit but have absolutely no idea on how to write a resignation letter. So, in the goodwill of community spirit, Cow Peh took the effort to draft the letter for him.......
To: Mr Fei Hua, General Manager
6969 Jalan Jalan-jalan
From: Zor Sai Kang, Manager
Manure Recycling Department
Staff Number 54438
Dear Mr Fei,
LETTER OF RESIGNATION
I, Zor Sai Kang, hereby tender my resignation from the position of Manure Recycling Department Manager. As per required by my terms of engagement, I hereby give 3 months of notification and thus my official last day of service will be 30 Feb 2008.
I would like to take this opportunity to thank BullShlt Ltd and you personally for the continuous grooming in bettering me, in both professional and personal context. I am especially appreciative of the many shlt you thrown at my face daily, without fail, throughout the years. This directly resulted in the radiant glow sporting from my face now. I believe this is the strongest testament of the high quality shlt that BullShlt Ltd churn out constantly.
I am also thankful to BullShlt Ltd for training me to sleep at 2am and wake up at 6am the following morning. The ringing from the teleconference is the most beautiful alarm clock sound that my family ever heard. Experts stated that 1/3 of our lives were spent sleeping. With your training, i had effectively gained 4 hours of extra life daily. Though there are people who suggested that i look 10 years older than my actual age, they had forgotten the fact that i am also 10 years nearer to my retirement.
Finally, i will like to thank you for personally training me in the wide aspect of understanding politics. Your "101 Ways to Cover Your Backside", "Teach Yourself to Backstab in 21 Days" and "Suppressing Alternative Views" seminars increased my social skillset like never before. The workshops on "Tripoding" and "Currying Favours" taught me how to attain a good inner balancing while spicing up my life.
It is therefore, with my deepest regret to part way with this magnificant company. Should all factors permit, it will be my greatest pleasure to offer my services to BullShlt Ltd again. I say this from my bottom, i mean, bottom of my heart.
I wish BullShlt Ltd and all her staffs the very best in their future endeavours.
Zor Sai Kang
Manager, Manure Recycling Department