Monday, October 1, 2007
Cow Peh Explores New Grassland
Cow Peh has successfully migrated to his new grassland in Shenton Way after one week of exodus. This piece of grassland on one look differs much from his old piece of land, namely Woodlands, which is definitely more suitable for woodpeckers instead.
What amaze Cow Peh most is how tall the trees on this grassland are. In Woodlands, the trees are at the most 7 canopies high. But the trees at the grassland are all majestic, with some almost poking through the sky. Cow Peh had a hard time locating his designated tree.
Cow Peh's tree is very near to Beautiful Cow and Cow Bu's trees, in fact his tree is smacked right at the centre of their two. But Cow Peh never got the chance to bump into any of them, given the large herds of Cows in Shenton Way . The only person he bumped into was Tua Pek Kong, whom invited Cow Peh to his modest house along Amoy Street . He vaguely mumbled four numbers to Cow Peh, but when Cow Peh tried calling him with the four numbers, the line didn't go through. Cow Peh also wonders why.
The Shenton Cows seems a very different breed from the Woodlands Cows. Woodlands Cows like to don very casual skin, but Shenton Cows looks so much more uptight. By uptight, Cow Peh meant that their upper bodies look very tight. Cow Peh always have a sudden urge for milk after seeing the Shenton Cows.
In general, the grass in Shenton Way cost much more than Woodlands grass. But to his surprise, Cow Peh was still able to find a $2 lunch of rice with three different grass! Cow Peh really likes to munch cheap grass. However, Cow Peh faces one problem - he could hardly find a seat. All the empty seats are mysteriously occupied by tissue paper packs, umbrella and newspaper. Cow Peh tried asking them whether they had finished their lunch, since no food was present in front of them. But all Cow Peh received were cold stares from some fellow Cows.
Cow Peh has ditched his bullock cart at home and now takes the train to Shenton Way daily. Cow Peh finds it a real enjoyment to see fellow Cows pushing and shoving to snatch a seat. He also finds it fun to observe Loving Twin Cows in close proximity. Somehow, Cow Peh's eye power can magically perform surgery and separate those co-joined twins. Although Cow Peh never received any thanks from them, he is contented inside to know that he has once again saved the less fortunate.
Cow Peh is still trying hard to adapt to his new grassland, but he is sure he can become just another successful Cash Cow of Shenton Way. Until then, CowStyle Magazine will continue to provide readers with exclusive full coverage of Cow Peh's foray into Shenton Way grassland!