CowShlt Inc celebrates this very day, as the Grand Opening of 69 "Cow's Junior" outlets around the island.
This brilliant idea of a slow-food concept has been converted from thoughts to actions, in merely 72 hours.
CowShlt Inc would like to take this opportunity to thank Mr. Sau Chew, washroom cleaner at CowShlt Inc Towers, for having difficulties looking for things to do during the balance 45 minutes of his 1 hour lunch break. He had fast food for lunch that day, and it was fully devoured in only 15 minutes.
The new concept of slow food was born. By saying slow food, of course, we don't mean this.
We mean this. Cow's Jnr Meal.
What do you mean it's the same as the others?! NO IT ISN'T.
Well, at least the packaging isn't.
What's so special:
Cow's Junior has an inhouse regulation. Patrons have to use a minimum of 45 mins to consume their food in order for their stomach to digest the food properly. Our tummies work the same as cows don't they? We have 4 too.
Of course, to make this opening a success, we did what we had to do.
In a time frame of 28 hours and 46 minutes, we have successfully converted one of our competitor's logo to this. This can now be viewed at their outlets islandwide.
And how can we leave out the imfamous "Advertise-KFC-in-MacDonald"s stunt. That was just what we did. We left our official animal right outside another competitor's outlet.
And, not forgetting to introduce you to Cow's Jnr's Official Mascot, who graced today's opening event.
So what are you still waiting for?
Rush down to your nearest 'Cow's Junior' Slow Food Restaurant, purchase a meal & get a Cow Toy FREE**! It MOOoos!
(AA Batteries not included)
** Toys will only be presented after inspection and certification that you took a minimum of 45 minutes to finish your Cow's Jnr meal.
From all of us at Cow's Junior, we look forward to your patronization.