CowShlt Inc proudly declares our support for Singapore’s bid of the inaugural Youth Olympic Games hosting rights!
CowShlt Inc sincerely hopes that Singapore will win the hosting rights to the inaugural Youth Olympic Games over rival Moscow for the following reasons.
1. The chance of our office getting an en-bloc sale to make way for the games facilities gets higher.
2. We can rent out our office premise for people to watch the fireworks during the closing ceremony.
3. We have more chances to invest in Singapore Pools for the many competitions.
4. There is a good chance that ERPs will be turned off during the games.
5. For every gold medal won, we get one day holiday right?
6. Beautiful Cow and Magical Cow may find their rich angmoh husbands among the visitors.
7. There is nothing more interesting than watching the likes of Maria Sharapova in their adolescent years playing tennis in their skimpy outfits.