Wednesday, September 5, 2007

CowShlt Inc Offers Perfect Solution to Mahathir's Worry

Press Release
5 Sept 2007

Malaysia ex-Prime Minister, Tun Dr Mahathir, has expressed concern of "IDR falling into S'pore's hands".

CowShlt Inc sincerely propose itself to become the major working partner of Tun Dr Mahathir in addressing his concern.

First and foremost, CowShlt Inc should become the main developer of IDR. By developing IDR, CowShlt Inc will actually plant all our resources in place. Then there will be no more space for the Chinese that Tun Dr Mahathir dreads so much. Tun Dr Mahathir can use our recent invasion as reference.

Apart from this, CowShlt Inc will provide maximum security against illegal instruders. Our Special Task Force will provide 24 hours around the clock prowling services. Click HERE for our testimonial video.

With the above measures in place, we are confident that the IDR will be completely free from the Chinese that Tun Dr Mahathir so dearly detest. Beside, no other company can provide Tun Dr Mahathir with as much shlt as CowShlt Inc for him to throw at Singapore.

We sincerely invite Tun Dr Mahathir to call 1800-CowShlt immediately. We will be pleased to talk to him until the Cows come home.

Your sincerely,

Gu Sai
CEO, CowShlt Inc


pingmis said...

Wow Wow Wow....

bEll said...

Dear CowSh|t Inc, your IDR link doesn't work leh.. Other than producing so much CowSh|t to smother us Chinese, you can also annihilate all the pigs therefore no more pig eating community in SG!

CowShlT Inc said...

You mean, the IDR Link for the testimonial video?

CowShlT Inc said...

Gu-Ni, i like the cow video.. Swee la!

CowShlT Inc said...

Bell was referring to the AsiaOne link. Let me try to search for the link again and repair it.

CowShlT Inc said...

OK the link should be fixed now. Anyway, readers of The Straits Times can also find the printed version from today's copy.