Where do cows go when they want a night out?
To the moo-vies!
What was the bull doing in the pasture with his eyes closed?
How does a farmer count a herd of cows?
With a Cowculator
Q: What does a cow ride when his car is broken?
A: A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!
Q: Where do cows go on their space vacation?
A: The moooooon!
We love our color cause Black and white is always an appropriate fashion statement.
Why doesn't the people at cowshlt inc have any money?
Because everyone.. freakin milks us dry!!