Monday, September 3, 2007

CowSh|t Q&A

Question: Why does the Cow cross the road?
Answer: Because the grass is greener on the other side.

Question: How many Cows does it take to change a lightbulb.
Answer: Unknown. The Cows only know how to cow-peh-cow-bu about the lack of lightings, but no concrete action is taken.

Question: What is the name of every Cow's favourite National Day song?
Answer: Cow On Me, Singapore.

Question: Why do people count sheeps instead of Cows to go to sleep.
Answer: Because they cannot find their Cowculators.

Question: What's the most common feeling when a new staff join CowShlt Inc.?
Answer: Cow-tural shock.


cHaRmaiNe said...

love CowShlT Inc deep deep.
any BullShIT anot?

CowShlT Inc said...

Please note that you are NEVER to mention our competitor's name in CowShlt Inc company blog again. This is the first warning.

cHaRmaiNe said...

oops tot they are husband and wife wor