Question: Why does the Cow cross the road?
Answer: Because the grass is greener on the other side.
Question: How many Cows does it take to change a lightbulb.
Answer: Unknown. The Cows only know how to cow-peh-cow-bu about the lack of lightings, but no concrete action is taken.
Question: What is the name of every Cow's favourite National Day song?
Answer: Cow On Me, Singapore.
Question: Why do people count sheeps instead of Cows to go to sleep.
Answer: Because they cannot find their Cowculators.
Question: What's the most common feeling when a new staff join CowShlt Inc.?
Answer: Cow-tural shock.