With the recent declaration that
Malaysian ambulances are actually health hazards, CowShlt Inc sees a business deal in the making.
Below is the secretly taped conversation between the CEO, Mr Gu Sai and COO, Ms Gu Ni, of CowShlt Inc.
CEO: Do you know that Malaysian ambulances are now considered as health hazards?
COO: Yeah... Looks like a good opportunity for us to venture into the Malaysia market.
CEO: Do we have any ambulance model in mind to sell to them?
COO: Yes. German engine, 4-wheels drive. Environmental friendly with minimum greenhouse gas output. Highest fuel saving ratings in the market.
CEO: You have a picture of the car?
CEO: Looks good. I'm sure it can withstand some bumpy rides, right?
COO: Of course.
CEO: Apart from the vehicle, we must also provide the manpower assistance.
COO: Don't worry, sir. I have them all ready....