Dear fellow colleagues,
The following positions are available at CowShlt Inc. Please do your best to introduce the best people to join this big family. Introducer of all successful candidate will get a year of unlimited supplies of CowShlt mechandise.
1. Global Sourcer / Buyer
To source and purchase the best CowShlt from all over the world. Get the chance to interact with the supreme CowShlt developers.
2. Quality Assurance
To check and ensure all CowShlt are in tiptop quality when leaving the factory. To validate that all CowShlt are in perfect colour, texture, moisture and smell. Taste testing is optional.
3. Creative Director
To design state-of-the-art CowShlt. Access to unlimited R&D CowShlt resources. To ensure innovation and maintain the company's market leadership in CowShlt distribution.
4. Facility Manager
To pick up whatever loose CowShlt that were left behind.
Interest parties, please call 1800-CowShlt immediately for an interview!
CEO, CowShlt Inc.