Internal Circulation to Graduates of Bachelor of Universal Laughing Lesson (B.U.L.L)
Dear Proud Graduates of Ours,
We recognize your contribution to the society after your graduation from CowShlT University, holding a paper in B.U.L.L.
We see you on the papers all the time, shaking hands with governors of different countries - holding the handshake in place while reporters snap their cameras away (and yes, that frozen plastic smile). Ahhhh... These are signs of a CowShlt Member.
We want to hear from you, we welcome your views. If you have anything to say/ any interesting articles to share in the CowShlT Alumni Newsletter, kindly write to us at email@example.com.
If your article is published, we will be more than pleased to send you a "I don't wanna grow up, I'm a CowShlT Inc Kid!" T-skirt and what's more.. 15kg of crap, nicely bundled up and dropped off your doorstep.
We hope to hear from you soon.
Ms. Boh Tak Cheh
VP, Alumni Unit
CowShlt Inc., Singapore