Sunday, September 16, 2007

Cow Peh Seeks Greener Pasture

After 4 years 6 months 7 days, Cow Peh finally left his old grassland in search for greener pasture. He has decided to roam around for a week, before stepping into his new grassland.

The new grassland offers the type of grass that is totally alien to Cow Peh. He has never tasted such grass before. Whether his four stomachs are able to digest such grass is yet to be proven. But Cow Peh deeply believes, that as long as he is determine to chew, he is still capable of producing top grade shlt regardless of grass type.

Cow Peh still holds dear memory of the old grassland. It not that the grass there is bad. But just that the fertilizer and pesticides the sherperd uses leave a sour taste in his mouth. The sherperd did a lot of things, which many were not explained. No Cows know what the sherperd is hiding from them, even if the changes have direct impact to the Cows.

The herd of Cows at the old grassland used to enjoy much freedom to roam. Every Cow is closely knit. We call it, the Cow Touch. However, ever since hierarchy kicked in, things become political, and some Cows became sacrificial Cows. Values we held on to strongly disappeared. Some Cows became gray instead of black and white. And whenever those Cows produce sour milk, they secretly change their bucket with the innocent Cows.

The future is unknown to Cow Peh. He is, afterall, leaving his comfort zone. But he is determined to step out, determined to seek his long lost passion, determined to rekindle his spirit in chewing grass. Wiping away tears from his fellow Cows eyes, he bide one by one farewell. Leaving a grassland that he pioneered is actually harder than he thought. But he has to go, as the grass in his stomach is again stirring. So with a powerful fart, Cow Peh flew out of his old grassland, giving a final handshake to those Cows whom send him till the very end.

Cow Peh wishes all surviving Cows at his old grassland their best. Cow Peh remembers their pact. Wait for your referral 3 months down the road, fellow Cows!!

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Cow Peh, this is really hitting you hard. This is the first time, i read an essay of yours, with so much grammatical errors! ~~ GU NI

Anonymous said...

The Horses say "Good Horse don't eat go-stun grass.".. but the cows say "Good Grass can go-stun eat". Hao Cao Ke Yi Hui Tou Chi.. ~~ Ah Niu

Anonymous said...

Look forward, dear. I see a survivor. All the best. ~~ Cow Bu.

cHaRmaiNe said...

all the best and dun forget our meet up on tuesday.

the world is not so innocent afterall.
it's full of scheming and office/friends' politics.

Anonymous said...

gd luck & hv fun hor...i've not tasted grass 4 a vvvv long time liao..ST

Our Precious said...

Wah Lao, Cow Peh, U sure 4get to comeby nextdoor grassland to visit me leh. Crap!

CowShlT Inc said...

Our Precious, your side is Woodlands, not Grassland. Me no woodpecker leh!!

Anyway, the meetup with Charmaine is just a "while on the way" type lah.....