Dear fellow colleagues,
The following positions are available at CowShlt Inc. Please do your best to introduce the best people to join this big family. Introducer of all successful candidate will get a year of unlimited supplies of CowShlt mechandise.
1. Global Sourcer / Buyer
To source and purchase the best CowShlt from all over the world. Get the chance to interact with the supreme CowShlt developers.
2. Quality Assurance
To check and ensure all CowShlt are in tiptop quality when leaving the factory. To validate that all CowShlt are in perfect colour, texture, moisture and smell. Taste testing is optional.
3. Creative Director
To design state-of-the-art CowShlt. Access to unlimited R&D CowShlt resources. To ensure innovation and maintain the company's market leadership in CowShlt distribution.
4. Facility Manager
To pick up whatever loose CowShlt that were left behind.
Interest parties, please call 1800-CowShlt immediately for an interview!
Best regards,
Gu Sai
CEO, CowShlt Inc.
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3 comments:
vacancy still open?
LOL
so limited only ar
You want to ask for internal transfer huh? I still need you badly to assist all new Cow mummies in their breastfeeding leh!
alamak still need to teach them meh? basic instinct wor. we are born with the ability to milk.
i tot international operation mah. wondering how come so few departments and manpower required.
CEO, need to build the CowSh|t network fast and furious.
Do your job, moo moo... ...
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