WHAT DIFFERENT MNCs DO TO 2 COWS:
AMERICAN CORPORATION -You have two cows. You sell one, lease it back to yourself and do an IPO on the 2nd one. You force the two cows to produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised when one cow drops dead. You spin an announcement to the analysts stating you have down sized and are reducing expenses. Your stock goes up.
FRENCH CORPORATION -You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows. You go to lunch and drink wine. Life is good.
ITALIAN CORPORATION -You have two cows but you don't know where they are. While ambling around, you see a beautiful woman. You break for lunch. Life is good.
GERMAN CORPORATION -You have two cows. You engineer them so they are all blond, drink lots of beer, give excellent quality milk, and run a hundred miles an hour. Unfortunately they also demand 13 weeks of vacation per year.
JAPANESE CORPORATION -You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. They learn to travel on unbelievably crowded trains.
RUSSIAN CORPORATION - You have two cows. You have some vodka. You count them and learn you have five cows. You have some more vodka. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. The Mafia shows up and takes over however many cows you really have
COWSHIT INC CORPORATION - We eat them. Life is simple, Life is good.
This blog does not represent the views of CowShit Inc. It was simply an overflow of crap juice, at 10.59pm. So we masturbated.
Signing of with Lotsa Juice,
Cow-Bu
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I want to work for Cowsh|t inc! =D
Dear Anonymous,
Presently, CowShlt Inc DO have vacancy available. Kindly refer to this link http://cowshitinc.blogspot.com/2007/09/cowsht-inc-recruitment-exercise.html for more information.
However, when sending in your application, please state your identity. No anonymous interview will be granted. Thanks!
pls pls... got Singapore version bo?
Our Precious,
The two Cows meant for Singapore's corporation are still under quarantine, awaiting for AVA's inspection.
Then, Deposit has to be paid to ST, PUB, HDB before using the 2 cows to start up the business. Then be ready to scrimp every single drop of milk and ensure the milk multiplies somehow. No equipment will be purchased, use your hands if necessary, but no cold hands please, or the cow will be flying over the milky way. The company also die die must be truely a case of minimum investment, maximum returns. 7 days leave only, toilet timings to be clocked. Geowness is a guarantee.
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